I'm hiding from the rain Just trying to keep dry Got my brolly unfurled Not a care in the world I've a smile on my face For the whole human race Don't care if we lose
"The former England boss has certainly made an impression in Holland - and has also become something of a celebrity on YouTube, where an interview in which he speaks English with a Dutch accent has received more than 150,000 hits.
However, the Yorkshireman brushed off the suggestions of a comedy turn. He quipped: 'Well at least I am speaking English.
'It is just the way it is here (in Holland). It is so Dutch people can understand.'"
His accent is a joke, Chris Cohen's impression of him on You Tube is great. He makes even less sense now than he did while England manager if that is possible.