MY NOMINATION FOR PANIC BUY WOULD GO TO:

Ali Dia

Graeme Souness (then manager of southampton) was somehow conned into believing he was GEORGE WEAH's cousin. Dia come on after half time in his debut and was quickly substituted 20mins later.

One of the funniest and stupidest moments in football. Probably shouldnt of happened, but with Souness any thing is possible! What a dumbass!

I bet Michael Owen lasts more than twenty minutes, so I am not so sure that Graeme Souness is quite the dumbass he used to be!!!!

A bit forgotten this one but I would nominate Louis Saha's 12m move from Fulham to ManUsa, pure desperation at the time...

Well Michael Owen's transfer from the scousers to Real Madrid for M8 only to sit on the subs bench and play for minutes all last season takes a lot of beating as does Nicholas Anelka's departure from Highbury on the advice of his greedy brothers.

Are Spurs quite sure they know what to do with Jermaine Jenas , that could be a candidate

was his name ali dia? i remember that story though lol! I thought ali dia was that iranian forward who plays in germany.

What about Brums buying Figouria? He didnt even start and now he is a top striker in La Liga