NO TRANSFER RUBBISH
NO BAD MOUTHING PLAYERS OR EX PLAYERS
NO 'INSIDE INFORMATION'
NO SPECULATION ON WHAT THE RED TOPS MAKE UP
NO 1AWE, HIS CRAYONS OR HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANT
NO SCOUSE BULL****
ARGUING IS ONLY ALLOWED IF ITS ME THATS DOING IT**
NO TAKEOVER BIDS ALLOWED
ANYONE FAT OR ORANGE CAN NAFF OFF
NO MENTIONING OF MY BAD LUCK WITH CARS
THE LANDLORD IS ALWAYS RIGHT
NO TEXT SPEAK

anyone care to join me hiding in here until mid August?



**full written terms are available on request

*** all mis-spellings are the responsibilty of Phoenix

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ooh me please,

hows my mate dial today

not bad kaf - 3 day week for me this week so I really should be working but I need a break

wow how did you manage that? its probably your liver that needs a break

I wish! Wedding to go to this weekend so back on it again

oh i meant a break for a couple of days not forever!! hope you have a good time, is it dundees wedding lol

[quote]oh i meant a break for a couple of days not forever[/quote]
I think I have reached the stage where a couple of days doesn't even touch the sides

peek-a-boo

[quote]I think I have reached the stage where a couple of days doesn't even touch the sides[/quote]

you n me both mate

[quote]I think I have reached the stage where a couple of days doesn't even touch the sides[/quote]

you can get surgery to sort that now mate

I want to join the party!

A 'safe house'! Yes please. Sanctuary

Wenger needs to sell Almunia, Fabianski, Hoyte, Djourou, Senderos, Gallas, Hleb, Walcott, Song, Gilberto, Diaby, Denilson, Vela, Rosicky, RVP, Adebayor, and Bendtner, and buy Kaka, Buffon, Ribery, Ben Arfa, Yaya Toure, Navas, Villa, Quaresma, Diego, Robinho, Bentley, Mascherano, Young, Barry, Lescott, Richards, Ibrahimovic, and Darren Bent. Otherwise he clearly has no ambition or financial sense and should be sacked and replaced by Curbishley.

Excellent post RobbieP except for one minor detail. curbishley may be too good for the job. A has-been or someone from League two might be better

Im in!