A Rastafarian walks into a Bank and hands the cashier a bag full of marijuana.

The cashier says>> sir what is this for?

The Rasta replies... mi Cum 2 open a joint account :thumbs

That's a right Jim Bowen special....

yeah not really sure about that joke....

Quite like these though:


Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people. - David O'Doherty

In the Bible, God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights. That's a pretty good summer for us in Wales. I was eight before I realised you could take a kagoul off. - Rhod Gilbert

My granddad was killed in a big fight – the second world war - Steve Best

I was doing 35 in a 30 zone and the driving instructor said: 'What speed are you doing, Jason?' I said: 'same as you …- Jason Manford

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They train for that - Milton Jones

'What's a couple?' I asked my mum. She said: 'Two or three'. Which probably explains why her marriage collapsed. - Josie Long

I'm on the cusp of getting married. Well, I'm engaged to be harassed. - Tom Wrigglesworth

Most people go to university and find out they're cool, and they have sex and do drugs. I went to university and found out I was tidy and liked stuff in its place - Jon Richardson

If Britons were left to tax themselves, there would be no schools, no hospitals – just a 500-mile-high statue of Diana, Princess of Wales - Andy Zaltzman

My dad worked in a tiddlywinks factory. It was counterproductive - Alex Horne